War is Peace - Freedom is Slavery - Ignorance is Strength

Tuesday, December 07, 2004


Why the excitement? Have I just had a breakthrough on the librarian front?

No. Sadly no. Nothing quite that exciting.

Actually, my ass is back in the gainful employment business, which isn't really a good thing vis-a-vis my laziness, but it is good news for my beleaugered pocket book, not to mention my many and varied creditors.

For some reason, Mallinckrodt never responded to my unsolicited offers to become a Quality Control Agent and Product Tester for them, so I didn't exactly get my dream job.

Instead I will once again be a call-center CSR. But that isn't half bad, as I can do the job in my sleep, and more importantly, in many creative states of wakefullness.

Good job! Now I can call you at all hours of the night and yell,"WHERE'S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI! WHERE'S THE MONEY SHITHEAD!"
Don't you do that already?

And I wouldn't push it, because I sense a reverse in the polarity of our financial situations fast approaching.

mallinckrodt manufactures codeine, morphine, hydrocodone, and oxycodone.
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