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Saturday, October 08, 2005

Bum Wine

I work continually now, and go to school, so I have no time to post. Luckily, I do still have time to get drunk, and Bum Wine has got some great tips on getting wasted cheap and fast.

This review of Cisco is representative of their high quality editorial content:
Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila. Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. The label insists that the ingredients are merely "citrus wine & grape wine with artificial flavor & artificial color," but anyone who has tried it knows better. Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too.
Sounds like a winner to me.

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