SpeedBalling

I have never read WWN before, but it is actually hillarious satire - and I'm not even drunk. Well, not that drunk.

Just look at these headlines:
-Low-Carb Dieter Turns Cannibal
-Lottery Winner Trades Ticket for Neighbor's Sexy Wife
-Satan hires public relations firm to improve image
-Florida will sink like Atlantins - unless 4 million fatties move out Now