Sunday, June 06, 2004
Lindsay Lohan Update
For some reason I had no idea that Lindsay Lohan was SEVENTEEN. I learned that just yesterday, when I was reading the Portland Mercury, which was repeating rumours that she has breast implants. [I'm shocked]
Today, I asked my brother-in-law if he had known that she was 17, and he tells me that she was seen leaving a club with R. "Molest'o'matic" Kelly! Apparently R has been a fan of her work ever since Parent Trap - when she was 12!
Jesus sick-and-diseased Christ, that guy has a problem. I mean, seriously, he has a thirst for underage pussy, like I do for cheap vodka and coke.
Today, I asked my brother-in-law if he had known that she was 17, and he tells me that she was seen leaving a club with R. "Molest'o'matic" Kelly! Apparently R has been a fan of her work ever since Parent Trap - when she was 12!
Jesus sick-and-diseased Christ, that guy has a problem. I mean, seriously, he has a thirst for underage pussy, like I do for cheap vodka and coke.
