War is Peace - Freedom is Slavery - Ignorance is Strength

Saturday, June 05, 2004

I Feel GREAT!!!

Which means one of two things:

A) I got sex without having to pay for it - and then outran her pimp before he could slice me up.

-or-

B) I just ingested some dangerous drugs.

All I'm going to say is that my luck with pimps hasn't been so good lately, and you can draw your own conclusions.

Hahahahahaha. Time to listen to some hard-house.

Comments:
fucking rofl!! i'm glad to see the soul-crushing reality of life in that 'great nation' hasn't quite finished you off yet. keep it real, and keep listening to hard house.
 
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