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Friday, June 25, 2004

The Hunt for Red November

Jack Ryan has dropped out of the Illinois senate race, which he was losing anyway.

As I mentioned earlier, the Republican leadership was clearly through with this guy as soon as the story went national. Apparently the glaring hypocrisy of a right-wing candidate who digs kinky public sex was just too much for them, which makes you wonder how they can stomach a smacked-out wife-hopper as their surrogate spokesperson.

On a side note, there are also unconfirmed rumors that Mr. Ryan is considering changing his last name to "Ass."

Comments:
Or maybe The Cum of All Fears.
 
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